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Frederic the Mercenary Pirate

I plunder for people's souls.

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Name:
Krystal
Birthdate:
4 November 1983
External Services:
  • adora@livejournal.com
I'm weird. I'm loud and I kick butt.

hows that for a bio?


I'm not that nice and I don't care. I will take over the world. be it with my legions of lizards or penguins or both, it will happen. just wait and see asshole.

I must be butter because I'm on a roll.

The world is your lobster. Lick it. It'll bring luck.
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